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PostSubject: You know are addicted to the Sims when?   Tue Sep 24, 2013 6:10 pm

Hi everybody I hope you and your sims are doing well, or at least as well as you want them to do.. Muahaahaah!
I have been looking around for jokes about the Sims, people who play the sims and such. Wow, there is not that much out there. Sooo here is what I found. Please feel free to leave me your own sim joke if you have one down in the comments section. I like to give out Rep points and I will give them out to everyone who leaves a comment.
Yay Rep points!flower 

Please check out all of the cool contests that are going on right now. We have the "Caption Contest"  that is held weekly and I am not sure what the other one is.buggout  Wooops.. Please check back later for all of the details

Now on with the jokes 




You know you are addicted to the sims when?


1.) You are broke and wish ctrl+shift+c"motherlode" realy did work. =p

2.) When after playing you go to bed and start dreaming of going through the house you just played in or built.


3.) Your mom sim is in labor and you're nearly falling out of your chair in excitement! Is it a boy? Or a Girl? I forgot to pick out a name!scaredy 


4.) If you have ever duplicated your own neighborhood, people, and your simselves  own keeps up with the Jones's . . .


5.)  You actually shed a tear over a deceased sim . sad  (Yes, I am guilty of this one.)


6.)  You right down a list of names for babies and a journal for the family! lol  


7.) You wake up in the morning, start playing the sims and before you know it its getting dark.


8.) You know you're addicted to The Sims when you start wishing your Sims home is your home in real life.


9.) You say you will stop playing at two, but then at 1:59 you say you meant three. (Very guilty of this on..lol)


10.) You tell more stories about how your little Sims are being rotten little brats than you do about your own children.


Thanks for reading, I hope you all got a grin and remember to post me your own sim jokes in the comments section. Even if they are lame I will still love them.bottle 


Hope yall have a great day...takeoff 
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PostSubject: Re: You know are addicted to the Sims when?   Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:56 pm

Sometimes I am shocked for a moment that I cannot do things like the Sims, especially the twirl for changing clothes. Embarassed 

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PostSubject: Re: You know are addicted to the Sims when?   Wed Sep 25, 2013 7:49 am

Nonni wrote:
Sometimes I am shocked for a moment that I cannot do things like the Sims, especially the twirl for changing clothes. Embarassed 
Hi Nonni, my that is a good one..Razz  That  would really come in handy in the morning when I am trying to get the kids off to school. There would be none of that "Where are my socks?" or "Oh no this shirt has a stain, I need something else!"  
Thanks for reading and posting!woo  and here have some rep points.bravo
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PostSubject: Re: You know are addicted to the Sims when?   Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:37 am

Tasia - Thank you for the Rep Points!
I went to Getting To Know The Site & Site Tutorials and found How to Thank A Post & Give Reputation  to see what Rep Points were and How to give them. Now I am off on a spree of giving Rep and Thank Points. lol1

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PostSubject: You know you are addicted to the Sims when . . .    Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:53 pm

. . . you start talking to a (non-Simmer) friend about what is going on in your game--like they know what you are talking about.  Then, later get a startling revelation--'Oh, oh!  They had no idea what I was talking about!'  (Guess they were just being polite to listen.)  Smile 

. . . you plan your time off or vacation time around playing your Sims game.  Smile 

. . . you start thinking or talking in Simlish, especially when you get frustrated.  Smile 

. . . you go on a CC downloading spree and think that you've hit a multi-million dollar or should I say Simoleon jackpot.  Smile

. . . you go "house shopping" for your Sims--just like you would for a real house.  Smile 

Okay, there are a few smiles.

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PostSubject: Re: You know are addicted to the Sims when?   Fri Sep 27, 2013 11:54 am

Lilly LeClaire wrote:
. . . you start talking to a (non-Simmer) friend about what is going on in your game--like they know what you are talking about.  Then, later get a startling revelation--'Oh, oh!  They had no idea what I was talking about!'  (Guess they were just being polite to listen.)  Smile 

. . . you plan your time off or vacation time around playing your Sims game.  Smile 

. . . you start thinking or talking in Simlish, especially when you get frustrated.  Smile 

. . . you go on a CC downloading spree and think that you've hit a multi-million dollar or should I say Simoleon jackpot.  Smile

. . . you go "house shopping" for your Sims--just like you would for a real house.  Smile 

Okay, there are few smiles.

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tnx4sharing Those are all really good ones Lilly, Razz  Thank you for posting. Here have some Rep points!
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PostSubject: Re: You know are addicted to the Sims when?   Fri Sep 27, 2013 12:01 pm

Nonni wrote:
Tasia - Thank you for the Rep Points!
I went to Getting To Know The Site & Site Tutorials and found How to Thank A Post & Give Reputation  to see what Rep Points were and How to give them. Now I am off on a spree of giving Rep and Thank Points. lol1
lol1 confetti Well, here you go then, have a couple more!  confetti
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PostSubject: Re: You know are addicted to the Sims when?   Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:39 pm

Oh yes I have been guilty on a few of those too myself !  lol1 
I wished Motherlode worked in our world too . flower 
And that spin to get dressed , now that beats doing laundry haha rolling lol 
I like how they can carry every single tool to fix everything at any given moment , including utensils scaredy 


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PostSubject: Re: You know are addicted to the Sims when?   Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:17 pm

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Oh yes I have been guilty on a few of those too myself !  lol1 
I wished Motherlode worked in our world too . flower 
And that spin to get dressed , now that beats doing laundry haha rolling lol 
I like how they can carry every single tool to fix everything at any given moment , including utensils scaredy 


Hi Joset, yes, that would save on laundry for sure. And you make a great point about the ultra tool.  I really really wish I could lose weight so easily by only having to go on the tread mill five or six times.extrahappy woo . That would be sooo awesome. I would look great in no time..angelic 
Here have some Rep points and thanks for leaving a comment!

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PostSubject: You know you are addicted to the Sims When?   Tue May 06, 2014 12:36 am

I am totally guilty of all ten points! and I also hate to admit that I am guilty of wishing some of the male sims that I create were real...My bad! tongueout 
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PostSubject: You know you are addicted to the Sims when . . .    Tue May 06, 2014 2:48 pm

rolling lol  Lisafashinista,

I must agree with your addition to this fun game.  Sure would be nice if we could create a real life hunk and decide his (or  her) personality and other qualities.   woo 

Have a rep point for the smile that's still on my face. 

I'd like to add one from my current life situation:

You know you are addicted to the Sims when . . .

. . . you go shopping for a new computer and your primary requirement is that it be able to play your Sims game.   Laughing   (Yes, I'm actually doing that.)  cheers  

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PostSubject: You know you're addicted to the Sims when . . .   Wed May 07, 2014 8:24 am

I cry when one of my favorite Sims dies. I finally let Rhys go, he was way way old enough. It was one of the hardest things I've ever done.

I'm also shopping for a new computer that will play Sims4.

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PostSubject: You know you are addicted to Sims when . . . .   Wed May 07, 2014 2:49 pm

Oh, Daisy I know.  sad  It so hard to let go of elder Sims or any Sim for that matter. I tend to get attached to them (even if they aren't very nice Sims  Smile ). I just read the lastest chapter in the story of Buford Falls, earlier this evening, and was sad to see Rhys go.

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PostSubject: Re: You know are addicted to the Sims when?   Wed May 07, 2014 6:03 pm

Me too ladies! I was soooo sad  crying crying  when I read about Rhys, but so glad that I was able to see his story and sim life.

I've still got to play all of my simmies in TS2, so if I never get the 4, that will be okay. My comp I have now may support TS4, but I'm not really making plans at this time. I just wanna see what everyone else thinks, then maybe.  scratch 

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