A Service That I Used to Use *parody*

*parody of Somebody I Used To Know by Goyte*


Now and then I remember Time Warner Cable
Like when I would watch TV for hours of time
Told myself this service is right for me
Felt it was the best cable company
But that's a lie, and I wasn't a gold member

You can get addicted to a cartoon and an actress
Maybe even Soap Operas, sad Soap Operas
But when I found out there was no Suspense
Well you said you had no money to spend
You should admit that you had millions moreover

I guess I'll have to cut you off
Make out like I never owned you and that I paid my bills
And I don't even need cable
But you treat me like a donkey and that's just absurd

You didn't have to cut those channels
Have employees break my TV and then charge me for it
I guess I don't need it though
Now you're just a service that I used to use

Now you're just a service that I used to use
Now you're just a service that I used to use

*Time Warner Cable's Part*

Now and then I think of all the times you whined to us
Complaining and asking about why our prices are so high
But we can't make a living that way
Complying with every complaint you say
We didn't want to let you go
And just let our company become a service that you used to use

I guess I'll have to cut you off
Make out like I never owned you and that I paid my bills
And I don't even need cable
But you treat me like a donkey and that's just absurd

You didn't have to cut those channels
Have employees break my TV and then charge me for it
I guess I don't need it though
Now you're just a service that I used to use

A service
I used to use
A service
Now you're just a service that I used to use
A service
I used to use
A service
Now you're just a service that I used to use



Hope you got a laugh out of it :o